falking

Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking

"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"

by Kate - Olivia February 24, 2007

Fakin

When an individual is a no show or doesn't answer the phone prior to an event after they have already confirmed that they were attending.

Waleed saids to Edith on Monday Night. "Yo Edith we're going out to Club Bourbon Thursday night you want to come?'' Ediths responds, "Yes, I'll definitely be there! just call me I can't wait!..Come Thursday Morning Waleed calls... No response, no texts or calls....The Definition of FAKING

by Ulibaby90 October 29, 2011

fAKIN'

Fakin:When one acts in a manner that is the complete opposite of how they feel.

Shanieka likes Kevin but she be fakin like she doesn't.

by PEACHEZ November 23, 2004

Faping

Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.

"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"

by randomcavy May 2, 2010

fauking

The act of misleading friends into the false belief of having sex with someone where no act has occurred. Short for faux-fucking. Pronounced as "foke-ing", where "foke" rhymes with "coke."

We all thought Ben was finally gay but he was just fauking the fat Christian boy.

by adods May 11, 2009

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006

feking

Straight swap for the more explicit version of the same word. This word though is primarily used as an adjective in groups/forums where profanity is banned.

Are you feking stupid? There's no way I'm doing that.

by Wordsbirth September 22, 2015