This is what you call a person who attends numerous funerals without any connection to the family or the deceased. Only shows up to pretend they care and drum up business and to be "seen".
Jane: Josh left early yesterday to attend that young girl's funeral.
Mildred: What did she die of?
Jane: He didn't know. He is such a funeral whore.
Mildred: What did she die of?
Jane: He didn't know. He is such a funeral whore.
by sweet cordelia brown April 1, 2012
Get the funeral whoremug. The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.
This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.
This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.
"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."
"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."
"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."
by Lebourgne August 28, 2012
Get the Viking Funeralmug. An essential part of the Irish grieving process where the entire family of the deceased party gets totally shit-bombed to celebrate the life of their departed loved one.
by mJohnnys October 25, 2010
Get the Irish Funeralmug. by Sánchez February 24, 2005
Get the funeral friendmug. by colly October 23, 2003
Get the funeral for a friendmug. when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.
by backlashjack February 18, 2011
Get the Viking funeralmug. A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, is to smooze and social climb while attending said services.
by Fred Christ April 15, 2008
Get the Funeral climbermug.