festival of bitches

When the comment section of a YouTube video or Facebook post spirals out of control with whiny trolls.

"What do we have here? Just a festival of bitches, it looks like over 300 comments of mostly NOs. You know, it's just funny to me that a bunch of dudes would have such a bitch attitude toward something like this."

by lbassman May 26, 2017

Festival Pussy

Stanky smelling vagina

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.

by EDubs September 23, 2016

festival hoagie

When a girl visits a festival without a bag, she doesn't have a tent and toiletries. she has to find a place to sleep every night, usually in a different tent every night. Each night she sleeps in a tent she thanks the owner of the tent by letting him cum inside her. because she does not have her toiletries with her, she can not clean herself after. the last night she finds herself in someone elses tent, the cum of multiple men drool out of her vagina like a cheese filled hoagie. thats when she has a festival hoagie

A girl joined my tent the last day of the festival, and when i went down on her i saw she had a festival hoagie.

by ;lkjasdf;lkj;lksajhallohalloha March 23, 2018

festival of nations

a gang bang consiting of one man hailing from every nation.

i totally festival of nationed at the festival of nations

by Keanu Reeves May 7, 2005

festive fun

Any sexual activity that doesn’t involve direct penetration

Alex: What happened last night with you and that boy?
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)

by velvetthunder November 23, 2017

Festive Karl

Poop'n in a stocking and hitting some one with said poop filled stocking.

Darren got Natasha in to the christmas spirit by subjecting her to a festive karl

by willy1million November 12, 2013

festival reveller

One whom is a regular Party Person whom attends the Independent DIY Non Corporate Underground LIVE Music Festivals in the UK & WORLDWIDE
UNITY thru MUSIC

I am a 'Festival Reveller' & I love to MUNIFY with all my Friends & Family at the Independent DIY Non Corporate Non Profit Underground Old Skool Music Festivals in the UK

by chaos girl May 4, 2018