Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard

Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode

by HotDeuceUniversity August 5, 2016

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Goose'Fappin

1) German slang term from the Brasche origins meaning the art of self love with a live goose.

2) The act of a Goose preforming self love.

3) The act of wearing a Goose costume while performing self love. AKA Doin the Hans !

..." Oh Man... I cant wait for my new furry goose suit. Gonna get in to some serious Hans style Goose'Fappin this weekend"

... you think Mother duck over there would be into some Goose'Fappin ?

.... Hey Billy... you see the Goose in the water over there... I think he's Goose'Fappin !

by MackDaddyMackDaddy September 12, 2017

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Hentai Fapper Supreme

A title given to one who has mastered the art of masturbating to hentai

Person #1: "I've trained my whole life and now I'm finally a 'Hentai Fapper Supreme'"
Person #2: "Cool"

by IJerkOffToAnime October 26, 2018

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Trope Fapping

The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.

I stopped enjoying this show after season 2, the excessive trope fapping became really obvious.

by ThatSilverbean September 19, 2019

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Dry Fapping

The art of fapping without the use of lubrication like lotions and the like. When during climax, you aim the penis towards a container like a toilet where you can easily flush it. Using this art, you will have no cum stains everywhere and you don't need to wipe the lube off of your penis. Clean and efficient.

I use dry fapping when I don't want to make a mess.

by Shiro 白 December 12, 2019

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