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explosive diarrhea

What occurs after eating Taco Bell food.
Aw man. I shoudn't have eaten that burrito. Now I've got EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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explosive poo

an uncontroable amount of human excrement of the liquidy persuasion that cover the bathroom, if you make it, from ceiling to floor. aka unleashing the dragon!
Bobby was not feeling too well and percded to have explosive poo in john's bathroom whilst joelle was drinking the ball in the cup and claire, laura, sara and john were speaking of bloody vagina's.
by Joof August 18, 2006
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Explosive Diarrhea

What seems to happen when Sincerely Jordan spends the night and Trinket Tacos house with Rene Mercury. Manly naming the incident after having pizza and bread sticks in her room. Hours in the bathroom screaming UUURRGHHH and holding on to the side wall for dear life.

Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.
After having the pizza and breadsticks, I had Explosive Diarrhea and Trinket Taco and Rene Mercury laughed at me.
by Sincerely Jordan November 3, 2008
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Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!
A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.
by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007
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Explosive dayrage

A person who ragequits all day long, usually ending up being called a n00b.

A person who gets mad easily.
Dude, that guy just had an explosive dayrage
by Theindy September 26, 2011
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explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!
OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!
by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016
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Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.
I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.
by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017
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