ex wife

The reason I'm in jail.

Joe: So, what got you into prison Mike?

Mike: Ex wife.

Joe: Ahh.

by whycantIfindapseudonym? August 26, 2012

my ex

A lying cheating sack of shit who can go fyck himself.

"Oh look, there's my ex.

by llamalover250 December 21, 2016

Fed Ex

Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.

What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?

by Adrian November 10, 2006

ex lover

Someone who you used to love
Someone who doesn't show their feelings for you anymore, and you don't show your feelings for them, but you may still be in love

I saw my ex lover yesterday which was awkward, but we hooked up the next week.

by Charlie13579 January 20, 2016

EX-DOUCHEBAND

A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.

Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"

Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."

Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."

by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010

ex life

A gleeful description of a previous time when you were supremely unhappy and married to an asshole.

Well my dear, that unexpectedly toxic statement came directly out of my ex life, it was a post traumatic reflex rooted in my past mental hell.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 03, 2019

ex wife

Used to define a woman who is a cheating whore, who not only is a home wrecker, family destroying, pyscho-patholigical liar, but also her sole intent is destroying other families as well by providing free ass to the public by wearing a rol-a-dex with numbers around her waist at any public drinking hole.

Look at that slut over there, she has been with everybody twice tonight except for me. She looks like my ex wife.

by Don't need it, you already know her July 09, 2006