Event Sex

(Noun) The few days each year when you just know you're gonna get laid.

Typically a birthday, anniversary, or Federally recognized holiday. Equally appropriate for male or female.

Tom made sure to save some Viagra for Christmas Eve; his wife Deborah would be expecting a long night of Event Sex.

by CrackinCricket February 28, 2010

not even in my dictionary

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief

A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.

by nopassword June 3, 2016

don't even trip

Used when telling someone not to cop an attitude (emphasis on the word "even").

Girl, don't EVEN trip about Rita hookin up wit Jose.

by smelly_cat40 November 29, 2003

"white girl" can't even

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

by sam d. July 10, 2016

Evenson

A boy that cares about his girlfriend and mostly likes to have fun. He gets mad very easily. He is a jealous freak. He likes to fight and his very sexual. The girls he like are always fine asf. His over protective of his girl

My boyfriend is so an evenson he loves me to much

by Niggah please 💦😎😏 April 10, 2015

not even

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

by duncan October 11, 2003

Elena

Uh'lena

1. (n) similar to perfection, this girl embodies all that is good in the world. intellect, beauty, grace, elegance, and joy absolutely illuminate from her. truly perfection.

2. (n) a serene, pure, and pleasant female who can always put a smile on your face and warthm in your heart. with cute faint freckles, an adorable face, luscious lips, and an irresistable smile all rolled in to one girl, no other female can surpass her. she is everything.

see perfection, beauty, serenity.

I love my Elena. She is everything I want and everything i need.

She may not know it, but when Elena smiles, I melt inside everytime.

by undercoverlover December 28, 2005