Erectofail

To fuck a bitch in tha pussey hole, and go limp all of the sudden, due to "unknown" reasons

Sahrah: ooohhh fuuuuck aahhhhhhh, uuuhh... Why is your dick limp?

Joe: um... I just had an erectofail, hold on

by Didyouforgetaboutdre July 25, 2012

erectophile

A person who enjoys looking at erect penises

The boss caught Bill looking at porn again, he's such an erectophile.

by Chingatch Croute September 16, 2016

Electoraphobia

The fear of an election.
The fear will be amplified if the candidates are equally as shitty as the 2016 elections, with a result of Trump being the president-elect, and may cause severe side effects

I have Electoraphobia for the 2020 elections. Vote Kanye?

by RiYTKE December 2, 2016

electored

When a president wins the presidency because they won the most electoral votes, not having won the popular vote.

tRümp was electored into the presidency.

by markód March 27, 2017

Erecturis Busharuc Eugeneus

An act performed by two Eugines where one fondles themselves by sticking his dick in a nerf gun while the other Eugene licks the first one's anus.

Yo. I just walked in on my brother and he was in the process of Erecturis Busharuc Eugeneus. I got it on video. Wanna go jack off to it?

by SomeDongSnaredung October 15, 2017

Erectrocious

When a man whips out his dick and the erection is so large that girls scream and shout “that is so Erectrocious.” This word usually pertains to someone who has a huge shlong. The word can be dated back all the way prehistoric times and is meant to relate to the dinosaurs and the massive reptilian dicks they had. If you ever find anyone with this massive cock never let them go because it is once in a life time.

I screamed when I saw the size of Johnny’s massive shlong. It was absolutely erectrocious.

by Nateg123 November 28, 2017

electoral euphoria

The irrational voter excitement for the midterm or presidential elections. The media, wealthy donors and secret political organizations stoke the fires for months that a victory by your favorite political party will somehow dramatically improve your life and the nation. It won’t unless you are a super rich person or large corporation. electiral, electoral college, voter, voting, politics, political corruption, politician, DC, political swamp, Washington D.C., DC swamp, Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Trump, Obama, Clinton, mainstream media, lamestream media, CNN, Fox News, Senators, Congressmen, Congress, midterm elections, presidential elections

I do not understand all of this electoral euphoria over the midterms. The elections won’t eliminate the DC swamp and all of the corruption.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2018