Erectofail

To fuck a bitch in tha pussey hole, and go limp all of the sudden, due to "unknown" reasons

Sahrah: ooohhh fuuuuck aahhhhhhh, uuuhh... Why is your dick limp?

Joe: um... I just had an erectofail, hold on

by Didyouforgetaboutdre July 25, 2012

erectophiliac

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners

Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac

by HelgAnus February 12, 2014

erectoral vote

an expression of favorable opinion toward a female.

Garth: "Which one do you like?"

Wayne: "That babe over there. She has my erectoral vote."

Wayne and Garth: "Schwing!"

by Juxtapose April 17, 2009

Erectoral Porkulation

When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.

*At grandpas farm*.....

Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....

by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012

erectoral vote

Voting with your dick.

I don't care if she wants to impose a Nazi regime, she still has my erectoral vote.

by plukkert April 17, 2009

erectoral vote

The pronunciation of "electoral vote" in the asian english dialect.

John: Ready to vote?
Hu Ma: Which vote? The erectoral vote?
John: Yep.

by Ban-Lord April 21, 2009

erectorily

Pertaining to sexual excitement or satisfaction.

Erectorily speaking, her ass was as satisfying as Snickers.

by StangEater November 6, 2013