ditch

To leave someone or a group of people suddenly, often without their knowledge, making it all the more comical. Whoever said it comes from the German word dich is and idiot because dich means "you".

The German word dich has nothing to do with the English word ditch, numbnuts!

by Senator Assface November 8, 2007

ditcher

Someone that ditches/leaves their friends.
Also, someone that backs out of plans that they arrange.

Chris: Let's go to Applebee's.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.

by Jules W. February 8, 2012

senior ditch day

a day in which all seniors excluding losers decide to ditch school

dude... where are all the seniors?? is it a senior ditch day or something?

by chan lee April 14, 2006

Ditch pig

Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:

A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"

The women on Jerry Springer Show are all Ditch Pigs.

by Bloody Abo September 3, 2006

e-Ditch

To ditch someone in the middle of a instant messenger conversation.

I didn't feel like talking to her, so i e-ditched her ass on AIM.

by sue doe nim. August 15, 2008

ding-dong-ditch

A "game" in where you go to a strangers house and ring their door bell; and run somewhere like the ditch or behind a bush or something in time without being seen.

"I dare you to play ding-dong-ditch Sally!"

by Miranda Mak June 25, 2006

Ditch and Run

If you are in a section at a concert just above the floor, you ditch your seat,hop over the control gate,once on the floor, you hide in the crowd and hope it works or your ass is thrown out!!
Good Luck!!!

"My seat really sucks, i'm going to do a ditch and run to the floor when security is not looking!"

by almost famous420 March 5, 2009