by sddawgs February 14, 2008
Get the diplomate mug.A status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an association with a proctecting power.
The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
"I wanted to set Ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he's my brother-in-law I have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist cunt"
"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"
"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"
Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity
"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"
"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"
Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity
by fandango8 January 27, 2010
Get the Diplomatic Immunity mug.A person who thinks they are diplomatic, But actually have the brains of a squid...
A person who thinks they know everything better than everyone else and try to answer everything said in a horrible/sarcastic diplomatic way, but they make no sense....
A person who thinks they know everything better than everyone else and try to answer everything said in a horrible/sarcastic diplomatic way, but they make no sense....
Some people are so full of themselves and think they know everything, treating people with no respect.
"stop being so mean and diplomatic all the time, you think you are better than everyone you talk #cowsdung because you have the brains of a squid"
"your nasty diplomatic attitude cant intimidate me, your nothing but a diplosquid"
"stop being so mean and diplomatic all the time, you think you are better than everyone you talk #cowsdung because you have the brains of a squid"
"your nasty diplomatic attitude cant intimidate me, your nothing but a diplosquid"
by tinker_bell August 23, 2014
Get the diplosquid mug.disˈplōməsē/
noun
1. the pursuit and/or belief in one's own skill of managing international relations, despite a simultaneously comical and utterly terrifying lack of qualifications or ability.
synonyms:
dealmaking, big time; beratesmanship, beratecraft
noun
1. the pursuit and/or belief in one's own skill of managing international relations, despite a simultaneously comical and utterly terrifying lack of qualifications or ability.
synonyms:
dealmaking, big time; beratesmanship, beratecraft
In an unpresidented act of displomacy, the President Elect started World War III by tweeting insults to the Chinese government.
by Dr. Wordchuck February 5, 2017
Get the displomacy mug.Foreign diplomacy conducted with the number one goal of raising one's profile at home. When a need to declare victory in foreign negotiations overrides the need to actually achieve any real foreign policy objectives. Daniel Russel, former President Obama's senior Asia Director at the National Security Council, speaking of the upcoming summit with North Korea after NK's categorical refusal to abandon their nuclear program: "President Trump has forged a new category of international relations that I would call 'diplotainment' and the Singapore meeting is going to demonstrate diplotainment at its pinnacle."
The summit is merely Diplotainment, as the President will declare victory even if nothing is achieved.
by Locksmi June 10, 2018
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A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.
by PickleMan840 August 16, 2020
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