dickfooting

The act of quietly screwing someone over from behind the scenes.

Man, they have been completely dickfooting you the whole time.

by SteveFox December 13, 2018

Dickworm

The little residual bit of semen that comes out of your urethra into the toilet when you take a piss after cumming.

I totally banged that chick and then I watched the dickworm dance around in the toilet after I fucked her.

by fiercealien August 2, 2019

Dickfriend

Someone you only put up with because they put out!

Hey bro, how's your new dickfriend?

by Im_Jeff_Vader November 9, 2019

DICKFARTER

Dickfarter, someone who farts on a mans dick for fun or guilty pleasure

"That woman is a dickfarter, she farted on my dick"

by SteakSammich January 14, 2021

Dick for Danfoss

When the ETO with mummy issues run's out of Danfoss spares and is willing to take anyones dick in his mouth for spare parts. As long as he can keep his eyes closed.

Dave ETO " Hi Tom I have ran out of those KFR seals, I thought I had a box full "
Tom 2/E " It just so happens I have a box full, on your knee's you piece of shit its Dick for Danfoss time"

by ERhardons March 20, 2021

Dick for XRP

When your xrp portfolio completely crashes after a double Falklands Trip and you have no money to feed your kids.

"look at poor Tom he has been gone for 5-6 months with nothing to show for it after his xrp crashed "
"Rumour is he hanging around The Metro centre sucking Dick for XRP"

by ERhardons March 20, 2021

dickgorping

The act of thrusting ones penis into the bubbles of a bubble bath, after you have gorped them.

Jack: "dude did I just catch you dickgorping?"
Tang: "yeah dude"
Jack: "Nasty dude"

by gorpman876969 September 22, 2023