Deaconing

The art of impersonating Joey Deacon, popular in British playgrounds in the early 1980s following the 1981 Blue Peter appeal. Includes sticking the tongue under the lower lip, thrusting it forward, contorting the arms, and grunting Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh and so on. Often used to exaggerate the effect of insulting someone by calling them a Joey or alternatively Deacon.

Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh

by Hannah July 11, 2004

dachshund convention

A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.

I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!

by Senator Sexy September 29, 2007

dacha

A Russian country house

These varied characteristics of Khrushchev emerge in his memoirs-dictated at his dacha several years after he had been removed from political office.

by DraglousJam October 17, 2019

The Bear and the Dachshund

A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.

I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund

by sofacall July 22, 2009

deadhand

To drop a drink. When a person is too drunk to hold a drink and it slips out. Usually accompanied by merciless taunting.

Lennie was so drunk that he deadhanded his rum and coke. There were shards of glass everywhere.

by ShardsOfGlass December 20, 2009

Deacon's Disease

The condition in which the collar in the back of your neck is raised enough to show your neck tie. Usually, the sufferer is oblivious to this predicament and is a deacon in the LDS church. Can be cured be simply lowering the collar and covering up the neck tie.

"Hey, Joey's got Deacon's Disease! Let's fix him up!"

by Justin Ellsworth August 29, 2007

dachsundheit

Response to an allergic or negative reaction to a small dog especially dachsunds.

If someone says or expresses a dislike for a small dog particularly a doxie like "I hate those yappy, little ankle biters"-you respond "Dachsundheit"!

by Tom Tolman July 29, 2007