Alternative for the anatomical term, "taint," which is the area between one's anus and his or her balls and/or vagina.
I bought a new G-string, but it's made from a very rough material. I'm not worried about my package, but I'm concerned it might irritate my dave.
by R. Nald April 25, 2009
As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.
(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?"
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."
(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."
(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."
by Erin BROckovich November 04, 2010
A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.
Dave Castleberry is The Dave
by PensacolaHero May 12, 2009
by Nabdjid October 18, 2018
by Slinks July 23, 2014
Dave is an absolute dumb ass that can't figure out anything. He is annoying and a horrible friend. He will do everything in his power to tick you off. 🖕For you Dave
He is also known as dumb shit
He is also known as dumb shit
Fuck you Dave
by UsernameUnknown13 November 09, 2018