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Academic Donkey

A person who takes care of a girl and does everything for her in school such as Assignments, projects and also buys her food but doesn't benefit from it...
That guy does everything that girl wants and she doesn't seem to love him, I think he is her Academic Donkey
by @Abbakrr March 1, 2019
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Sports Donkey

Someone that likes sports too much. Probably single and will have a gambling problem.
Barry's a Sports Donkey Nancy...do NOT go out with him again. He'll ruin your life.
by Lochlin Cross May 22, 2020
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humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety
"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"
by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008
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doner kebab

A delicious, Turkish fast food. Commonly found throughout Europe in any city large enough to have one turkish immigrant. Typically a cheap food to eat while going from one bar to another at 11 PM. The best kebabs can be found in Berlin, Germany, and Freistadt, Austria.
Man, I would so dig a doner kebab right now.
by A-Ha May 19, 2007
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kiss a donkey

In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.
by talk2me-JCH2 May 9, 2022
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Donkey in the Spring

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.
by slyest January 19, 2012
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Dolker

We're eating broccoli again? Who do you think I am? Dolker?
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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