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Dildonia

A fictional, imaginary place filled with dildos, naked women, and an overwhelming sense of self gratification.
Check out that grin on that woman's face, I bet you she just came back from a long trip to Dildonia.
by shizznit123 March 11, 2009
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Ice Dildo

Dildo made from frozen water in a penis-shaped mold. Obviously melts after some use. Stage prop for strippers.
The stripper used an ice dildo on another stripper.
by DeAthWaGer November 15, 2004
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Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman
Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009
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dildonium

the element that dildos are made from.
wow! i know what this is!its dildonium
by seymour sacs April 2, 2009
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Dildosexual

When you're asexual but love dildos
I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.
by dildosexual August 19, 2021
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musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.
Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!
by Danglemaster March 19, 2014
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Concrete Dildo

The best tool for masturbating. In other terms-Perfection!
Juan: Hey babe what do you use to masturbate?
Juanita: A concrete dildo it is the most amazing thing ever!
by Whitegirl998 August 25, 2014
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