catcher's mit

a girl so ugly her face looks like it has been hit with numerous baseballs, but thinks she is hot

that ugly bitch, she walks around like a catcher's mit

by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013

dolphin catcher

a person of an overly promiscuous nature; someone who does not hesitate to have sex with both animate and inanimate objects when the mood strikes; to ram ones face as far as possible up an obese person's hole

Whoah! Look at that mama over there! I would love to use her as my dolphin catcher!

by RachelSwanson August 23, 2011

Cum Catcher

A slang term for a woman. Considered by many (mostly women) to be a derogatory term used by people (usually men) to suggest a particular woman enjoys the practice of having men ejaculating semen into and onto various parts of her body.

"She's a real fucking cum catcher..."

"Here it comes, you fucking cum catcher!"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

dream catcher

a sock that you jerk off into.

"hey jimmy! wanna go to the tavern and holler at some broads?"

"sorry steve, i have a date with lady margaret the dream catcher."

by steve turbs February 19, 2005

wank catcher

A toady, sycophant, crawly person.

"Tonight on Question Time we have big-mouthed fuckwit Janet Street-Porter, grinning geek Professor Steven Hawking and Tony Blair's wank catcher, Peter Mandleson."

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

catcher in the rye

(verb)

to stroke someone's hair in a creeper-like fashion, just like how Mr. Antolini did in "The Catcher in the Rye" to Holden Caulfield.

*comes up behind and creepishly strokes a person's hair* "I just Catcher in the Rye'd you"

by creeperlicious September 1, 2011

nut catchers

One with extremely large testicals needing mid leg support, or as the french say (un testy hamok) , also know as egg savors, wrinkle spreaders, mixed choda support and wind protectors

Dude look at the 80's guy, those knee pads mut be the most coforatable NUT CATCHERS, lets get outta here and find some nates

by anabatic1976 July 24, 2008