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crump

Verb, the act of treading upon freshly lain snow.
I had to crump through last night's snowfall.
by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017
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Crumped

When a human is folded in half or crumped together
Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine
by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020
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The Crump

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.

Originating from Newcastle UK
“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”

“Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”
by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023
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Crump

Period cramps- to avoid cramps from running, walking, etc. being confused with period cramps, use the word crumps when referring to period cramps.
by anonymous January 14, 2024
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crump-hole

nickname for a hard hit or a great blow
oh i got fully crump-holed last night, im sore
by leila arrow December 14, 2020
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Crump

When you're doing it doggystyle and the person on the bottom farts (pumps).
"We were having sex and he/she crumped during it"
"Did you just Crump?"
by Judicle October 27, 2020
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Crump

Verb: When you fart whilst being fucked from behind

The past tense is crumped
"We went back to mine and during sex he/she Crumped."
"Did you crump during sex"
by Judicle October 27, 2020
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