Crappercash

The amount of money that is theoretically earned while taking a poop at work.

Mate, I just earned 5 big ones in crappercash, and by the way I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes or so, it stinks!

by Zombleton Smith January 4, 2017

Chipperfield

a leader of apes, not men ; small brain with strong will ; will never be successful

that poor guy is a Chipperfield

by bossss hog June 27, 2018

photo cropper

A vain person who if have a photo of themselves and someone else would crop the photo to only their face. Like on facebook a whole GROUP picture one person just crops it down to just their face often can see a random arm or shoulder in the photo where the other person has been cropped out.

photo vain photo cropper

by JODIIIIIEEEEEEE :D April 13, 2010

Roman Clippers

A Roman Clipper is when a lady reveals her fat ass flaps that sway in the wind. You then becoma a brave Roman soldier and gather the courage to penetrate her somewhat hard to find vaginal hole that is hard to find past her flaps. with a subtle yet forceful penetrating motion you fist her and pinchthe inside of her vagina. with her gasping for more you pull out your roman sword and finish yourself off

The King Dogg: What did you get up to last night? you left so early.
Sir Purrs: I Left with that lady last night. She had fat ass clippers so i had no other option but to give her the old Roman Clipper.

I soldiered on with her large clippers and gave her a Roman Clippers

by Sir Purrss June 30, 2011

Dirty Chipper

A person who seems to amaze others by a certain skill or characteristic

Jack is a proper dirty chipper. When he’s playing football, he skills everyone!

by CdotD22 February 12, 2018

Whisp crippet

when you see an insect and you don’t know what it is

“Jesus suffering fuck what is that weird looking bug John”
“Don’t know Steve proper big whisp crippet”

by Jxactn July 13, 2018

ticket clipper

Someone (often a middleman) who appears to provide a service (but does not) and charges you a fee.

Examples:
1. Ticketmaster gouging you with fees for printing out a ticket to the event you booked at home.
2. Job recruiters who take your information and use it to apply to jobs publicly posted online by a company.
3. A mortgage broker who offers a standard product that you could have found on your own with ease and adds his commission

Origin: Possibly the finance and superannuation community in Australia.

"The current system is great for the funds themselves, and for the many rent seekers and ticket clippers in the superannuation sector. "

by JimTheMerchant April 3, 2020