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Professional Crastinator

A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.

Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
by 765boo May 2, 2018
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crasterbate

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"
by keifer May 8, 2008
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crast

can be used in replace of some words such as "shit" and "fuck" or anything else after something dumb has occured to oneself
Dude 1: 2+2=5
dude 2: it totally equals 4
dude 1: CRAST!
by poop April 9, 2005
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cranston tilt

Variation of the "Gangsta' Lean" but found specifically in and around Cranston, RI. In most cases the driver (of any ethnicity, however must be in the lowest tax bracket of that ethnicity) operates the vehicle (usually a Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme or a Chevrolet Caprice Classic) with his left hand barely resting on top of the steering wheel while leaning excessively towards the center of the car.
Jeez, that douche with the flat-brimmed Yankees hat is performing the cranston tilt
by GKenns January 15, 2008
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cranston jaw breaker

when your girl lays on her back and you proceed to drop your nuts in her mouth.
Dammmm kidd this bitch was madd cranstonn last nightt, she made me give her the cranston jaw breaker.
by the cranston idiot August 16, 2010
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crankster

when a gangsta does alot of crank or meth, crankster. from the words "crank" and "gangster". when he settrips well he's gacked.
when he does crank he settrips, damm crankster.
by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006
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Crans

a coloring utensil that is like a crayon but madd more cooler.
Damn, your box of Crans is off the hook. Your Crans box is mad cool, but your crayon is a piece of shit.
by Monkey 2123 January 18, 2008
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