Cooper

Cooper is a real fucking dick!!!
No one likes him, he smells like shit and he is most likely adopted

Person 1"Who is that guy?"
Person 2 "You don't need to know hes a Cooper"
Person 3 "Yah fuck that guy!"

by The Smartest Of The Smart November 29, 2017

Cooper

1. A term for a man who likes to sleep around, especially with friends of a girl he originally liked.
2. A manwhore.

Yeah, my ex was a total Cooper. I'm glad to get rid of him now.

by SuperKai14 July 14, 2011

Cooper

n. a commonly used parallel to compare something that's extremely slow.

"this game is slower than cooper."

by Steven Johnnsson April 22, 2007

Cooper

A very white name for VERY white people

That man so white he must be named cooper

by dikembeTheBeast December 14, 2016

Cooper

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. Used to describe something so disgusting and repulsive there is no other word for it

"Have the last piece of cake Robert"
"Shut up you fat cooper"

by unknown22 October 16, 2007

Cooper

Doing a Cooper is to act sick or injured to get out of something you don't want to do. Helpful for dodging work, school, sporting events and visiting Grandma.

Is he dead?? Nah he's just pulling a Cooper.

by Bennentt Hasler May 05, 2011

Cooper

Cooper is one of the worst friends you can have, he will always turn his back on you and treat you like shit. He also rapes girls whenever he gets the chance to, never trust Cooper because he will always fuck you over.

"Did you hear about what Cooper did with the fire?"
"Yeah, he is dumb as fuck!"

by #Truth_Only March 30, 2019