Confrangry

Confused, frustrated and angry

My conversation with Karen left me confrangry as usual.

by Nasty Nybakken March 2, 2023

confirming learning

Well, it **sorta** rhymes.
Refers to an interval of either formal schooling or first-hand experience dat really drives home da truth/validity of a belief or philosophy dat you had already been familiar wif, rather than your merely being introduced to da concept for da first time.

One prime example of a "confirming learning" scenario would be if you are sitting wif a much-liked individual in some form of a group-chair --- i.e., couch, bleachers, bench-swing, etc. --- and a third person comes along and unceremoniously plops himself down right between da two of you, rather than politely asking if you guys could please scooch over a bit to make room for him on one side (well, of course, if he hadn't actually been scheduled to meet up with you two in da first place, he should also humbly ask if it's okay for him to come and join you to begin with!): from da diligent guidance-tutoring of your parents and/or other caring grownups, you may have already been fully aware of how rude/upsetting it is to position yourself between two people who are conversing or otherwise actively/socially interacting, but having it actually happen to you in real life like this glaringly demonstrates da true scope/depth/nature of said inconsiderate action.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

Conkering

Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.

Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy

by SilodSnek July 17, 2024

Confurious

Feeling confused, furious, and curious all at the same time.

“I’m so confurious.”

by Lord_Loki December 3, 2023

Conflingeld

/kənˈfliNG əld/

adj

Perplexed and bewildered, while simultaneously experiencing brain death

The excessive number of spreadsheets she was forced to peruse to find unimportant information left her thoroughly conflingeld.

by SoSlightlyScarlet March 12, 2025

Connoring

The act of interrupting someone's game or match to boast about their superior skills or knowledge, often accompanied by an unsolicited lecture on game strategies and tech.

Man Jimmy over there wont stop connoring me and needs to leave.

by Jimmy The Knowledgeable April 8, 2025

Connering

The act of shoving your finger up your ass and putting it up your nose in public

"Yo I think he's Connering" "AH FUCK"

by El Bonobo September 18, 2025