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fantasy football commissioner

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.
by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017
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Commishioner

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell”
Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”
by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020
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Comission

A word used by online artists when using a pre-drawn template/animation that can be filled in with any fictional/nonfictional character.

A term used by furry/anthro/yiff artists too often and the OG definition has since become tied to the online furry community.
Twitter:
"Comission for (User) featuring (X)"
by Insurrect3023 January 26, 2026
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cummission

A cut of da ejaculated man-milk dat da chick who hooked up a hot-in-da-crotch stud wif a second chick receives for said favor.
If da horny guy uses a condom during his hot 'n' heavy intercourse session wif da gal whom his female collaborator found for him, then dolling out said helper-hottie's "cummission" --- i.e., da proportion of his load dat he'd agreed to give her as a reward for her finding said "willing" vagina-equipped human for him --- would be comparatively easy, since said creamy babymaking-juice would have been neatly collected in an readily-accessible container, and so da trio could easily divide it up by simply squeezing out da appropriate portion of ejaculate from said latex sleeve and give it to said fellow-chick-procuring advocate.
by QuacksO November 18, 2025
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compassionut

When you’re not into a girl but you fuck her anyways
I didnt really want to bang her but I figured i had to, so i gave her the ol’ compassionut
by 1312 May 18, 2019
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Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.
My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.
by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019
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Compassionist

She was a compassionist for the boy who had no friends.
by elizabeth_schuyler1776 May 5, 2020
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