internet confidence

A little bitch named Braeden who talks shit on the Internet but won't say a word to you in person.

Braeden has Internet confidence.

by Joshhhh0 March 22, 2016

High Self-Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex

After trying to hold off on ripping one the first night, Chad developed a high self-confidence from there on out.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Liquid Confidence

the need to hear the sound of water in order to use the restroom.

I had to turn on the tap in the bathroom for liquid confidence.

by heenabeena April 2, 2011

confidence

Meat with a high protein content, often eaten after a workout. It is called confidence because it helps build muscle, which in turn builds confidence.

"What did you have for lunch?"
"Rice and confidence."

by palehorse January 21, 2008

Confidence

A significant thing on every woman's benchmark that automatically APPROVES the 'assholes' in regards to SEX primarily. Essential part of a man's frame in game.

After a 6 month relationship Ben was basically discarded like trash from Hannah due to not have any self-respect . Darryl a mentor taught him how to regain his dignity again. Hannah left him for a douchbag that didn't truly want to do anything to do with her accept to play endless mind games. After a while he dumps for another girl and repeats the process. By the way this guy was very ugly 'no homo'. I don't know why she kept pursuing him though . I ve noticed one thing he had that Ben didn't ; and that's confidence. You couldn't tell him that he looked like a pig. He was too full of himself and most importantly he can make Hannah respect him.

by Philosophiee February 27, 2020

Confidence

The ability to show a girl your pp without crying

“Bruce shouldn’t show his girl his penis, its to small. I like his Confidence though”

by lawquizox September 28, 2020

shopping basket confidence

Shopping basket confidence is the amount of confidence one has in the ability of the basket to hold all items that will be purchased on a trip inside the grocery store. This variable confidence score is used to determine whether the shopper will use a shopping basket or opt for a cart. Shopping basket confidence is generally very high at the front of the store prior to loading any items in said basket. The confidence level decreases rapidly however as the patron wanders aimlessly about the store picking up items they suddenly remembered were necessary in order to make it til the next trip. The patron must then decide to either leave without getting all required items or suffer the ultimate humiliation by going back to the front of the store and getting a cart. The level of shame at that moment is exactly proportional to the previous shopping basket confidence.

It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.

Dude! My shopping basket confidence was shattered when I remembered I needed a case of beer, a case of sodas and a 40 pound sack of dog food.

by heywoodgblowme September 18, 2013