Cockroach

Crabs.

Girl, I was having sex with this guy last night, and his cockroaches were all OVER the place!

by EmpoBona August 6, 2009

Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

cockroach

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).

Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.

by zebobbybird June 28, 2009

water cockroach

A large marine crustacean commonly seen in the aquarium at the front entrance of Red Lobster.

Would you like some lobster?
No thank you, I will pass on eating a water cockroach.

by Fubar Amen August 6, 2009

cockroach

Very disgusting bug that eats one's food.

There was a cockroach.

by JulianDB January 14, 2017

cockroach

It's a game, a large group of people play in an even larger group. Like a club in a school would play it, amongst the rest of the unknowing students. Basically, if someone comes up to you and whispers cockroach in your ear, you have to get down on your back without hesitation, no matter where you are and wave your arms and legs in the air for five seconds, if you delay at all, or change position you have to do it for 20 seconds.

Guy1:*whispers* cockroach!
Guy2:NO! hell no!
Guy1: TWENTY SECONDS!
guy2: *forced into doing it for 20seconds*

by Tithenpen January 16, 2009

Cock roach stompers

When a persons shoes look utterly wack.

when someone shoes look like they stomp cock roaches in them

Big dusty shoes

shoes that dont fit

dirty combat lookin shoes

"Man homie got sum Cock roach stompers on!"

by C-Jizzle316 August 17, 2008