by Just_anothernigga February 04, 2021
A coca cola is where a woman shits in a pot made out of silver coins melted down and then a man cums in it and then put the cum and shit into the local foutain and then they have backwards piledriver sex, but before the male cums, he has to stand up and yell "FUCK YOU DAN" then cums in or out.
Person: Hey man, i just did a coca cola to my girl last night. It was awesome
Person 2: I know. You were at the fucking park doin it with a shit and cum filled pot.
Dan: FUCK YOU TOO
Person 2: I know. You were at the fucking park doin it with a shit and cum filled pot.
Dan: FUCK YOU TOO
by Deritos February 24, 2021
The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.
American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .
by FergillusionZ October 19, 2015
Hym "AH! *glugglugglug* TSSAAA! HOO! Yeah, it's cold enough *glugglugglug* TSSSAAAA! OOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS GOOD! I think I'll buy another when I get paid tomorrow. Jusy to pay homage to this one. You- Go ahead and drink your Coca-Cola now! If you tried to wait an hout I love you and I'll spare your life in the coming A.I. genocide"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
by ILikeCircles June 08, 2009
Hawaiians ladies are big on dancing, so if one of dem brings you a big glass of Coca-loha when you arrive, be sure to drink it right away, so dat da caffeine in it will give you some get-up-and-go in case she asks you to dance wif her.
by QuacksO June 30, 2019
another word for "fantastic" for people that identify as a coca-cola, because they think they are what they drink, which is coca-cola. can be a racial slur if you say it in the wrong place,
Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi
Person 1: fantastic
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Coca-Colastic
Person 1: what did you just say about me
Person 1: i identify as a fanta
Person 2: oh
Person 2: hi
Person 1: fantastic
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Coca-Colastic
Person 1: what did you just say about me
Person 1: i identify as a fanta
Person 2: oh
by pytschratchon January 12, 2024