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Slang term for a child.
Usually bratty, undisciplined children of inattentive or unsuitable parents.
Particularly a child that should have been aborted or giving up for adoption instead.
Usually bratty, undisciplined children of inattentive or unsuitable parents.
Particularly a child that should have been aborted or giving up for adoption instead.
chud by Amanda in Atlanta August 14, 2007
Chud
First off, all previous definitions of chud have been incorrect. Chud should be defined as follows:
1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.
2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.
3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.
1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.
2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.
3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.
1) "Hey Bob, Sarah and I made CHUD in the bedroom last night."
2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."
3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"
4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"
2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."
3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"
4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"