cripple cart cowboy

A male riding a cripple cart.

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

Chimpleton

One who mindlessly swallows the George W Bush PR machine's message without an iota of critical thought. A derogatory term for Bush supporters due to the fact that he resembles a chimpanzee and that they are usually simpletons. A combination of chimp and simpleton.

No matter what Bush does, the chimpletons will always support him.

by JJ Jameson March 4, 2006

Swagger of a Cripple

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.

I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

by Spiderpig12344 November 16, 2011

chippie

A young, attractive woman, usually of questionable intelligence and morals, who dates older men.

He left his wife of 20 years for some little chippie!

by curlygc January 1, 2009

crippled out

to be depressed/bored, a generally lazy, pissed off mood leading to apathy of great proportions.

1)he was of a crippled out disposition yesterday after missing the bus by three seconds.
2)muchos cripplo amigos
3)i am so crippled out right now

by loveangelmusicbaby December 5, 2004

crippletext

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.

I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!

by greyghost07 January 25, 2009

Clipple

A game, the object of which is to affix a bulldog clip to the nipple of your opponent. Can be played by both men and women, and mixed competitions are not unheard of.

Katharine's inverted nipples disqualify her from playing clipple.

by SoManyTooMuchInformations April 10, 2012