Chav

Chav: Ugly people thinking that they are cool wearing burberry clothing and fake addidas,lecoste etc you all deserve to die.
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Anyone who wears sporting attire when not playing sport. Simple as that.
Most Popular Chav Brands:
1. Nike
2. Mckenzie
3. Ecko
by Insane Bob November 18, 2007
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The result of a dysgenics program designed by the "upper-class" to control the "middle-class".
Katie: Oh look mummy, there's a scary Chav!
Mummy: Don't worry darling, daddy's working very hard to pay our taxes to make sure the police will protect us from the benefit claiming lower-class.
by Mike Genoah April 29, 2008
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A trouble maker That originates from the gypsy word chavi. Chavs love RnB, Hip Hop Gangsta Rap and Donk where as the music that Chavs hate because it is the most "unchavvy" music to listen to consists of Metal Rock Dub Reggae Dubstep House and Dnb. (not all listed.) Chav slang includes "init" "Fuck!" "wankar" and "Ya mate".Often you will see Chav writing in public toilets usually something like "wanka" or something about two school kids doing it. It is beileved that Chav stands for Council House Associated Scum the meaning of this is a stereotype of chavs whom live in council houses. Chavs often wear Chavvy clothing which is fake burberry clothing with "Tracksuit bottoms" and Adidas pumps. Famous Chavs include Dappy (who is just an absolute twat) Katie price (an annoying British model AKA a chavvy prostitute) and Louie Spence.
(Pupil) Hey did you hear bout derrick?

(Teacher)Na
(Pupil)He listens to N-DUBZ and watches Louie Spence's Show Business

(Teacher)What a Chav ;)
by Blanksi April 29, 2011
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A growing group of a highly unintelligent British underclass, as evidenced by the 2011 UK riots. Politically-correct people generally view the term as discriminatory or "socially racist".

Defined by:

* No work ethic.

* A bullying mentality.

* Drug use / addiction / small time dealing while pretending to be a big fish.

* Compulsory brand name sports attire with a specific colour scheme per season, combined with fools gold jewelery.

* Compulsive lying, eg: about the extent of a criminal background, infidelity, etc...

* Highly argumentative. Can literally start an argument with a lamp post if they feel it has disrespected them in the slightest way.

* Highly illiterate. Basic words are usually abbreviated beyond recognition, particularly in written form. Grunting noises and swearing usually substitute the rest.

* Being on state benefits / welfare for most, usually all of their lives.

* Domestic violence involving beaten female partners or children.

* Binge drinking with cheap alcohol, including weekdays.

* Criminal records being viewed as a diploma, as it increases their perceived "hardness" status, and decreases their chance of gaining employment.

* Using immigration as a scapegoat for their self-inflicted predicament.

* High likelihood of single parent status in post-adolescence life.

* Generally incapable of committed / stable relationships throughout their entire lives.

* An arrogant sense of entitlement.
Chav: 'Ere mate, yoooo starting bro? Chooo yooooo know who I am?! I'm a well known gangster and know where yoooo live.

Lampost: ...............................

Chav: *Headbutts*, *Punches* & *Kicks* lampost indefinitely.
by I hate PC November 19, 2011
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A person (usually a teenage-young adult british female) who wears pounds of makeup with harsh contour, too dark fake tan and is usually mocked for their jittery stance. Usually known to carry around a Michael Kors handbag, a Victoria's Secret perfume and roughly three energy drinks. Everybody mocks chavs.
Girl #1: OMG I LOOK LIKE A CHAV WITH THIS MAKEUP!

Girl #2: you better not go out like that! xD
Girl #1: xD *wipes off makeup*
by mxsty..xanny June 25, 2020
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A negative word to describe someone who acts a bit like a roadman and thinks they're hard (cool, tough)
by Its_____meee January 22, 2020
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