Definitions by ahem...

chav 

basically, you need to follow this :

Burn chavs, do us all a favour

Army dude : flamethrower ready sir!
King: excellent, burn the scum chav into ash!
Chav: no! don't! i lyk av 253434 children innit!! theyz av u cos thre well 'ard lyk bling bling stile!

chav by ahem... April 29, 2005