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Charmin slip

When you have a nasty wiping job, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, and you get shit on your hand.
Damn, I had a nasty wiper, and my finger busted through the toilet paper. I hate when I have a

Charmin Slip! Wish I'd used a baby wipe!
by Naomi Girl April 29, 2014
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chortin

cheating but it's okay because it was for a meme
jess chortin u
by zinkredible December 6, 2016
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Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.
Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.
by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018
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Chatting Scran

chatting complete nonsenese
Adam said "I'm going to the gym" Ben said he was chatting scran
by Bossko30 January 4, 2020
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Chartist

A person who relies on technical analysis, statistical data and visually interprets data to trade, hedge, reduce exposure for his/ her 401k, on the markets.

Someone who can analyse big trades and the footsteps, (so to speak) unintentionally left by the bigger players and investors/ funds, using the stock/ forex/ bond/ etf charts of an instrument or pair of instruments.
He's a god damn good chartist.

This chartist is bringing back charting from the 1920's in a big way.

The chartist knows his stuff.

I am chartist.

The chartist is he who combines the visual interpretation of reading the charts, like an artist of his own kind.
by Datbknight January 28, 2020
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charminageddon

The widespread shortage of a product due to panic from a worldwide emergency.
The Covid-19 Charminageddon caused a shortage of toilet paper, hand antiseptic and many other products...
by Weird-Al March 13, 2020
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G-Charming

The act of flirting via G-Chat/Google Talk or the like, with a person whom you know, but not all that well. Often times this g-charming is accompanied by an uncharacteristically charming photo of yourself as your g-chat icon. G-Charming is often guarded, and less more veiled than other forms of flirting.
After noticing Megan, a pretty girl in his political science class, Max found her g-chat moniker on Facebook and started G-Charming her regularly.
by LearnedHand May 13, 2011
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