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Berlin, CT 

When one looks fondly- or even more likely, not-so-fondly- back on the time they spent in Berlin, CT, it can quickly become clear whether they are from the town itself, or have simply visited.

Those visiting are most likely more poor than %90 of the residents of Berlin and do not understand the odd things the town likes to do, including decorating the whole town for any holiday that rolls around (scarecrows everywhere on Halloween) and decorating their fire engines to parade round the streets 24/7.

It is easy to pick a Berlinite out- they are white, with girls in northface jackets and uggs, holding a coach purse and juggling between swim team and sex and boys in skinny jeans and swim team t shirts, riding their bikes through the drive thru at Dairy Queen and either unintentionally acting gay, or trying to hide the fact that they are gay from their parents.
Although the neighboring town of New Britain is much more obvious about its drug use, Berlinites are no strangers to weed, mostly because they're rich and have nothing better to do.

It should be noted that it can be counted on one hand how many non-white people live in the town. Berlin may possibly be the most racist town in CT, second only perhaps to West Hartford.
Berlinite 1: So...wanna walk to DQ? Theres nothing else to do, since we live in Berlin, CT...
Berlinite 2: Sure, I guess... Here, hold my joint while I get my uggs on.
Berlin, CT by irishpanda42 December 20, 2010
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Illing middle school CT. 

A shit school with annoying ass teachers. The school acts all fucking prestigious by naming the teams after good university’s such as Dartmouth or Syracuse even though 40% of the kids can’t even read.supprisingly,the white Christian kids are the minority but end up being the kids that shoot up the school , kids in the 8th grade get knocked up.80% of the girls are LGBTQ even though by high school they will be straight again because they think it’s so quirky.Fights run rampant in this hellhole with weave snatches being a frequent thing.the worst fucking thing is the lunch room, if you stand up for more than 3 minutes you get a in school suspension, and the food is like the shit you would find in a prison, with meat as grey as my grandmas ashes and bread as stale as the bleak ass wall, over all a general shithole.
“Nigga your dumb as fuck with your 5 F-‘s but hey it’s Illing middle school CT.
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7608 GH CT. 

the address of a half guatemalan hottie
(dms always open)
RIP meemaw your soul rests now 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Guy 1: you tryna pop out to 7608 GH CT. tn?
Guy 2: yeah you already know there gone be some fine ass guys there
7608 GH CT. by Names Jauser May 12, 2022

Newtown, CT

Newtown is a small, wealthy town that breeds fairfield county's craziest alcoholics. Beside being in a county full of America's biggest partiers, Newtown is far more insane.
Smoking weed is a daily routine, and pulling gravities are as usual as brushing their teeth. Parties get so large, they range from highschool sophomores to college seniors. This is truely the only town where i've seen highschool girls outdrink college kids and not think anything of it.. but of course, if the college kid is a Newtown Bred alcoholic they can probably hold their liquor pretty damn well.

"I'm not an alcoholic, im just from Newtown, CT..."

Newtown, CT by imaKrazy1111111 August 29, 2007

Corey Tran'd ( CT'd )

when a person fails/falls/gets beat up/hurt and completely and utterly fails
OMG! HE GOT Corey Tran'd ( CT'd ) !

lebanon, ct

A tiny town in New London county. What it lacks in civilization and things like stop lights and pavement, it makes up for with cows, charm, and a few landmarks. The Town Green is big, green, central, and has some historic significance that I forget. There is also Lyman Memorial High School, known for having a large agricultural program and winning at soccer. The southern end of town is a mess; heaven help you if you get lost there.
You're from CT? What town?

- Lebanon, CT. Yes, I know you haven't heard of it. It exists, I promise.
lebanon, ct by randomname199 December 15, 2008

Pulling a CT

"Pulling a CT" is a seduction technique when at a party or social event, a person decides to follow a significant other into an empty restroom or closet to have a "1 on 1" party.

***Note***

Not every one can "Pull a CT" it must be mastered and perfected before any attempt. Use with extreme caution and protection for full enjoyment.

Named after prodigal icon Christian Chavez, "Pullin a CT" is a risky maneuver but just as effective as "The Gusteau"
2 guys at a party

Guy1: "Dont look but that girl has been eye balling me all night long."

Girl passes the 2 gentlemen and heads into a room alone
Guy2: "What are you going to do?"
Guy1: Here hold my drink im Pulling a CT