Rock climbing

The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie
I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be outrock climbing
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Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.
Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.
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Tree climbing

When an older women intentionally will seek out much younger men for her own selfish sexual pleasure !
Look out she’s tree climbing again tonight only young sexy men need to worry!
by Tree climbing gilf March 01, 2023
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climbing frame

When two people climb all over each other in sex/ rough sex
We did a climbing frame last night
by Penis lover September 09, 2017
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Wall climbing

Oh it's like a thing of where there's a big wall with "rocks" of various shapes and sizes nailed to it and you climb them
U know what I really wish were less expensive altho it's not that bad

Wall climbing
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Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.
Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!
by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016
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Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
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