by brooke stephenson December 20, 2005
by Choanice(ChloeLCW & ShaniceFN) September 17, 2020
a kick ass rock band, whose twenty year career spawned 5 number one singles and eleven top ten hits, fourteen albums and sold one hundred million records. the band members are: lead singer, jon bon jovi. lead guitars, richie sambora. keyboards & pianos, david bryan. drums/percussion, tico torres. bass guitar, hugh mcdonald. (formerly alec john such)
by JoviJava September 17, 2005
frenchdood1: "Puis-je avoir quarts?" (can i have fourths?)
frenchdood2:"wow, bon appétit!" (wow, good appetite!)
frenchdood2:"wow, bon appétit!" (wow, good appetite!)
by K-Jah October 17, 2010
the most amazing person, EVER. he'll own anyone in: dota, gb, driftcity, gostop, fucking pb+
eat it, ya'cunt.
WHO!? <3
eat it, ya'cunt.
WHO!? <3
Who? Bon Deez. WHO!? Bon Deez.
by fagsly September 24, 2007
A decent singer and band who get a lot of hate simply because they are not as metal or rock as other bands. Criminally underrated, the only people who hate Bon Jovi are people who listen to songs that make zero sense. Bon Jovi's songs are known for packing many emotions and telling stories about hard-working and respectful working-class people, unlike those horrible metal bands like Metallica who scream random bullshit.
Metallica fan: Oh man, Bon Jovi songs suck!
Any other normal human: At least their songs make sense and tell beautiful stories! What does Metallica sing about?
Metallica fan: ...I'm tired of this conversation.
Any other normal human: At least their songs make sense and tell beautiful stories! What does Metallica sing about?
Metallica fan: ...I'm tired of this conversation.
by RWBYSanctum April 17, 2016
by Random Name Bear November 08, 2006