Babys Thumb

Small Penis

I put my hand in his pants and was dissapointed to find he was only packing a "Babys Thumb" down there

by Randall Van Strauss October 26, 2010

Babystewie

Babystewie means....
A baby that believes adults
Better hear their thoughts but
Yelling and screaming is what comes out
So adults can see them thoughts

Ticking in the babies head
Even looks like she says dam u u woman
World domination Is possible
Including the baby talking to animals
Eliminating ur thoughts in a instant

Babystewie is a baby that believes that you can hear their thoughts

Everyone has baby in their life that acts like a babystewie

by PRETTY IN COPPER February 13, 2017

babysit

1.to indure massive amounts of painful boredom, while watching an iratating little child for a set amount of time. reward is generally monetary. Pay is great in DE
2. (VERY RARE)to be alowed to participate in the emenslly enjoyable sport of sitting on young children.

i am going to babysit for 3 hours i will get $12 i return

Will you PLEASE let me babysit?

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

babyshimi

sushi made from babies. Typically, a thin slice of baby with a bit of rice, wasabi, and avocado, wrapped in nori.

That girl tastes like babyshimi.

by BriJoeRic January 16, 2008

Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.

Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."

by Rockatansky August 4, 2009

babysitter

A person who sits on a baby's dick.

My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.

by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 31, 2009

babysat

Worse than getting schooled. Metaphorically speaking, you've been rearranging the kitchen magnets and snacking on Chef Boyardee while your babysitter was smoking blunts and hooking up with a supermodel.

The expression could be used in almost any situation, but it always ends with, "damn son, you just got BABYSAT"

by DJ Gavin Holland July 27, 2007