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Hot Balls

An acute condition that caused UFC heavyweight Derrick Lewis to remove his shorts almost immediately after winning his fight at UFC 229
From the Post-fight Interview:

Joe Rogan: “I’m here with the winner, Derrick Lewis. Derrick, why’d you take your pants off?"

Derrick Lewis: “My balls was hot.”
(i.e., hot balls)

Joe Rogan: “I understand.”
by PerfectRomanGod November 1, 2018
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Sussy Balls

Sussy Balls is when your balls start vibrating when you hear edm music or joe biden talking. If you have Sussy Balls you are most likely gay and/or a fart smella.
Joe Biden: Why are your balls dancing like that?
You: I have Sussy Balls Mr. Biden.
by vudpuk June 30, 2021
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balls off

Refers to weather cold enough to freeze one's proverbial "balls off." Mainly used as a colloquialism in Britain.
Steverson: What's the weather like?
Oliver: It's balls off, guv'nor.
by Steverson January 19, 2008
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Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear
To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte
by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020
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Balls made of dave portnoy

A figure of speech first coined on twitter in August 2020. When legendary barstool gambling investor Dave Portnoy panic sold his bitcoin and Link after a 2% drop

Descriptive Vernacular meaning the opposite of "balls of steel" due to Portnoys lack of balls leading him to panic sell when the market turned slightly bearish
Did you hear Simon panic sold his bitcoin last week and now it's worth triple?
Omg , he must have balls made of Dave Portnoy!

Yes, lol,scared off by a little volatility....
by OldeTimer August 23, 2020
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Ballsack

Something that hangs out of your scrotum. 2 egg like balls attached to some wires
by Mr. Man Bottum April 30, 2022
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Joey Balls

Joey Balls is an individual with such distended balls that he can cover his entire man cannon with his ball skin.
Jebediah: Did you see that fella cover his penis with his ball skin?

Me: Oh yeah Joey Balls!
by Joey Balls May 21, 2010
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