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This is your stereotypical Macklemore styled hair guy. His sense of entitlement is what you will usually first notice. He thinks he is a "nice guy" who girlfriend zones every women he meets thinking that she owes him sex. If you turn him down he will usually state how much of a nice guy he is and what a bitch you are being for not fucking him.
The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.
The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.
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Tosan: Gee moite todays basketball game was tough, one bastard came and pushed me over when i didnt even have the ball
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"
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