Barney

Barney is a high dinosaur. He had drugs in his tail all the time. He brainwashes the kids by making them sing songs. That is how they became the crack looking popstars they are today. Barney would make them sing and then give them "sugar" which was actually cocaine. Barney is a big purple bitch. "Know one even knew Barney was a drug dealer and buyer" said Doctor Johnny Dee "Know one even knew the kids Selena and Demi would become crack looking popstars" said Doctor Jessica Blevins

Barney: He kids lets sing a song!
Kids: No you big purple ass bitch

Barney: I'll give you sugar
Kids: Really? Yay!
Barney: Ok lets sing
Barney and kids: Barney is a purple dinosaur that gives kids sugar
Kids: *gets brainwashed*
Barney: Now to turn them in to crack looking popstars with my cocaine.
Barney: *gets arrested*
Barney: *escapes jail and goes back to the kids*
Kids: We missed you barney
Barney: Me too
Barney: Wants some sugar?
Kids: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids: *grows up to be crack looking popstars*

by SnowyPenguin July 24, 2018

Barney Error

A fan-made computer virus that affects any Windows PC. He gives you a numbered amount of chances and if you waste all of them he destroys your computer.

We interrupt your computer session for a Barney Error. Barney was killed by (insert name here).

BARNEY ERROR (or BARNeERROR)

STOP THE FREAKING STARTUP!!!

by Mario15XP December 19, 2021

ben barnes kink

getting turned on, wet, boner, etc when you see pictures, or videos of ben barnes.

She saw a video of ben barnes and got turned on and started masturbating.That is called having a ben barnes kink.

by jesper<3 April 25, 2021

Barnes and Noble

A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.

They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.

Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover.

'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'

by Dinah S. June 17, 2007

Barney

Some purple dinosaur that we hope soon catches on fire gets saved and then shot three times gets saved and then we just cut the mofo's head off and feed it to the rottweillers outside the studio. Then the kids start cheering and kick cremate the rest of his fucking body!

Barney is on fire! YAY!

by Tommy Vercetti June 1, 2004

Backdoor Barney

n. A person who enjoys receiving anal sex.

Dude... heath ledger finally found himself a full time backdoor barney.

by AxisOfOil April 20, 2006

Barney's Franks

Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is hot. To properly consume a Barney's Frank, the diner should first suck the cream cheese out of the frank, then stuff the entire frank down their throat. These franks can only be found in discriminating meat markets in the tenderloin districts of the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC or Boston, MA.

Capitol Page #1: Let's go get some Barney's Franks for lunch!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!

by BigBird1017 April 9, 2008