barbered

To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.

Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.

by macca91 September 8, 2009

barber's touch

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.

Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!

by deeeeo July 11, 2011

bareback

Sex without a condom, especially anal sex between two men without a condom.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

barebone

A simple computer that you can buy that usually includes the motherboard, case, a stick of RAM, and a floppy drive. You need to buy other components such as the operating system to make it work.

I bought a barebone system from a local computer store last week.

by Dragonboy July 7, 2005

phil the barber

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old

"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."

by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015

barbemous minimus

The technical term for declaring a truce in a battle of barbs or wit.

They no longer traded bards, preferring instead to declare barbemous minimus.

by McRuleBreaker November 17, 2011