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Oral Agreement

If you seen the chappelle show it is something like the sex contract, but without an actuall paper document. It's when a girl doesn't want her boyfriend to have sex on spring break so she makes an agreement with him, coming to conclusion they can only have oral sex with other people.
Thow Thow: "did you say something about an oral agreement."
Lawdogg: "Yeah!! It's cool right?"
Thow Thow: (thinking in his head) "This bitch is crazy!!"
Lawdogg: (thinking in her head) "I am gonna get soooo many guys to eat my pussy on springbreak!!!WOO!! '04 '04!!!"
Insane V, Griz and FJ: (Laughing in the background)
Luda: (Strummin off in the background)
Hulk: "RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Skank Bitches!!!"
Luda: (thinking in his head) "I think i am gonna slip Lawdogg the sleepy slipper!!"
by Insane V April 23, 2004
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Thailand Agreement

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.
by angrygf February 12, 2010
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Aeree

Aeree means "Eagle's Nest" just like the word aerie. This person is unique and adventurous. They love to have a good time with fun people, and are not afraid of being different.
Man, that show last night was great!

Yeah, I saw Aeree there, busting up the dance floor!
by Eagle Eye ADG July 24, 2010
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post-nuptial agreement

invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement supplants the prenup signed by Mary and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, removing from the "princess" the right to occupy one of the family's fabled palaces.
Crown Princess Mary's family, the Boganson tribe of Hobart, are devastated by the news of the post-nuptial agreement - it sets back their designs on the contents of the Danish treasury...
by Miggly December 6, 2006
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agree to disagree

When two people hold strongly to opposite beliefs but choose to remain friendly with each other in spite of their differences. Let's face it... no two people agree about everything, so sometimes you just gotta give a little.
Joe: I think John McCain is a blithering idiot.

Bob: Well I think Obama might be the anti-christ.

Joe: Well, let's just agree to disagree. Wanna do lunch?

Bob: Sure thing, old buddy! How about "The Greasy Spoon Diner"... I love that place!

Joe: Seriously??? I think their food SUCKS!

Bob: Ahem! Here we go again!
by oerthrnbw May 16, 2009
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Sexual agreement

when both parties are in agreement to get down to it
are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Agreeable

Jane Austen for marriage material; used most often as an adjective for eligible bachelors or ladies. Typically, agreeable individuals are both wealthy and attractive.
Girl 1: I heard that man has a large estate and is yet unmarried.

Girl 2: Yes, he is most agreeable.
by sterlinglyons February 20, 2009
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