Aspergers is when you can make great jokes and lose your shit without understanding why people are upset with you. It's great for being a memelord but pretty fucking lame for like, not feeling completely self isolated and alone all of the time due to your crushing lack of people skills, comprehension or even the friends to help you...also you get mad pussy 😎
Weird Kid: *reaches for bag*
Me: rEeeeee
Everyone: Aspergers kid saved the day again! *proceeds to bow down to me like 12 yr olds to the kid with the most fidget spinners in 2016*
Me: rEeeeee
Everyone: Aspergers kid saved the day again! *proceeds to bow down to me like 12 yr olds to the kid with the most fidget spinners in 2016*
by ecstasiesofnonsense June 25, 2020
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Example 1: John was diagnosed with Aspergers in 2010, but it was changed to ASD because Neurotypicals realized they were virtually too advanced to be a separate disorder.
Person 1: My daughter got diagnosed with Aspergers, do I need to be worried?
Person 2: No, in fact be worried about the cognitively deficient unaware seniles they call "Neurotypicals", especially during adolescence.
Person 1: My daughter got diagnosed with Aspergers, do I need to be worried?
Person 2: No, in fact be worried about the cognitively deficient unaware seniles they call "Neurotypicals", especially during adolescence.
by ThomasAAnderson July 2, 2021
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Actually, unlike a majority of the definitions, Aspergers is not even a diagnosis in the US and will no longer be a diagnosis everywhere else as of January 2021. Aspergers is a neo-nazi man who, at first, thought all children were equal until he became part of a neo-nazi organization. He then found children who are autistic and realized they usually had high IQ and so he sent anyone who wasn't of those children to their death. If they were of high IQ, they went to institutions to work and become the next gen. The neurological disorder is now know as Autism Spectrum disorder (2013 in the DSM 5 and January of 2022 in the ICD-11).
1. Autism Mom- Yeah, my kid has Aspergers
Superior Other- That's not even possible anymore. Keep up.
2. Smartie- You know who Hans Aspergers is?
Smartie 2- You mean the guy who assisted in killing thousands of children and thought so highly of himself you took it upon himself to decide the worth of young children?
Smartie- Yeah, him.
Superior Other- That's not even possible anymore. Keep up.
2. Smartie- You know who Hans Aspergers is?
Smartie 2- You mean the guy who assisted in killing thousands of children and thought so highly of himself you took it upon himself to decide the worth of young children?
Smartie- Yeah, him.
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Person a: “Where did he go?”
Person b: “oh he’s feeling asperic again due to his Aspergers… he took the van and didn’t tell anyone. I bet he went to eat steak.”
Person b: “oh he’s feeling asperic again due to his Aspergers… he took the van and didn’t tell anyone. I bet he went to eat steak.”
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