assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down

hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck

by matt July 8, 2004

assful

1. Of or relating to the ass or the region thereabout.

2. Acting, smelling, tasting, looking, feeling, or sounding in a manner that resembles that of an ass, or very badly.

God damn! This diet Coke tastes assful.

by Tenkin October 17, 2003

assbutt

Its something you say when you get angry at someone and you don't know what to call them so you say Asssssssbutt??

"You know what quite being such an... uh... Assbutt. Yeah stop being an Assbutt, Bro."

by IAMCASTIEL March 29, 2015

Assault

Attacking somebody physically

Lets book this guy for Assault that poor old man is in the hospital now

by EtownSucks July 27, 2011

Mormon Assault Vehicle

A large van or SUV used to haul many people - usually children. Frequently 15 passenger vans these "tanks" are seen headed to school, grocery store, soccer games, baseball games, hockey games, youth activities, church, etc... and then to home all in one day. Some times mistaken for Polyg (said pol lig) Rigs commonly associated with "fundamentalist mormons" who have no association to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Son: Look at that huge van Mommy is that a Mormon Assault Vehicle?

Mom: No dear thats just a Soccer Mom who has too much money and not enough sense to drive an earth friendly vehicle.

Son: But why are Mormon Assault Vehicles ok - don't they ruin the environment too?

Mom: Because they actually use all of the seats so their ppp (pollution per person) rate is actually very low. They breed like rabbits so its more economically feasible to have a large vehicle. Now finish up your Mickey D's and lets hop in our rice burner to get to Wally's World.

by Thomas Bruebaker September 5, 2007

Assburp

a fart. a burp that comes out your arse

Byron had a major assburp just now.

by hjhjh November 17, 2003

turban assault vehicle

A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.

I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005