assfish

Used by Hammyrabi and friends as a general exclamation or greeting. It can generally mean anything from insulting, complimenting, meditative, or angry. It is a reference to another world in which such creatures (part ass and fish) could very well exist, i.e. the assfish challenges us to think about our surroundings and what we do.

1. Jimothy: Hey man, what be goin' on.

Hammyrabi: Assfish, my brother. Assfish.

2. The car's not starting.

Assfish!!!!

by Rev. Hammyrabi Funktastical June 21, 2009

Assfidence

A woman with both great admiration for her booty's appearance and an eagerness to put it on display.

Janet wears only the tightest jeans; that girl's got assfidence.

by Jogglers March 25, 2009

assfail

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

by van ultima January 30, 2005

assail

Attaking someone or something violently or verbally

reviewers assailed the book as soon as it came out

by IceCreamLove May 15, 2015

Assflab

When a fat person walks in front of you and and you can't stop staring at that random skin flap that is on both ass cheeks that makes it look like they have four ass cheeks.

"Dude, check out Jen's assflab."

"Ah Man! Fuckin' gross, not cool."

by Reddit0r February 8, 2013

asscinating

when you can't stop staring at that booty

I got caught asscinating my cousin and had to eat a stick of butter for punishment

by Girdlemaster January 16, 2015

Asscid rain

When you're pile driving a girl in a hot room & your ass sweat drips on her face.

Who ya been fuckin? You smell like you got caught in an asscid rain shower without an umbrella.

by M & A Cat June 19, 2017