ahsumayutiholo

When a white person trys to talk japanese, seriously.

kunichywea me lameo ahsumayutiholo, ok ,I smell rice.

by Bundie December 2, 2007

arcumvent

v. the act of one, when in a seated position, having to bend uncomfortably forward (or to the side) to avoid the incessant coughing and resultant flying of mucus from hitting the back of one's neck. This is a maneuver used for one to passive-aggressively confront rude people seated behind him/her who don't or won't sickline or cover their mouth. Maneuver is particularly effective when used in conjunction with a hooded garment, although it can cause back/neck pain/spasms after prolonged use.

"The person behind me in class was coughing so loud that I had to arcumvent forward so I could hear the professor and not get snot/spit/mucus on the back of my neck! My back is KILLING me now! Next time I see this person there are gonna be cocksequences!"

by Jake Stebel October 2, 2009

The Schmorgusboard Argument

When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!

Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.

by Lyncoln March 21, 2009

arseman

noun, a lecherous man

This refers to a man who is always thinking about sex and looking for sexual pleasure.

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noun, a buttocks fan

This noun refers to an admirer of buttocks, usually female ones.

You're just a horny arseman.

He looked at her as only an authentic arseman would.

by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

Assume

To think someone said something and then act on that information.

"Josh! I thought you said you were done." "Then you assumed wrong, Cayce!"

by Curobos March 8, 2013

Period Argument

A fight with a woman that is so trivial that it can only be associated with that time of the month.

Ironic because, despite being associated with a period, you will never see the end of it(.)

Male Friend 1: She said that I accused her of lying about how she enjoys reading.

Male Friend 2: Are you serious? That is such a period argument.

by G-a-D December 9, 2008

arsema

Very beautiful,Can be annoying she is skinny VERY skinny and be very hot at times...that one girl who is very quiet also and crazy...also them eyebrows aren't plunked either but the rest is fine

James:Hey is Arsema Free tonight
Chris:I don't think soo but them eyebrows are crazy
James:but skinny SHIT

by Jellyfishh556Rwal October 23, 2017