alarna

Alarna; is a gorgeous and bubbly girl. She is known to be fun outgoing and really friendly she is he best person to befriend she will have your side till the end just don't get off on the wrong foot.

She usually knows what she is doing.

Hey it's alarna

by Spongebob no pants July 27, 2017

the Alaskan snow dog

When your doing a girl doggy style on the top of a staircase. She needs to be holding on to the top stair and you yell "mush" thrust as hard as you can and ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl the Alaskan snow dog... She's in the hospital now...

by Zkatk1 July 6, 2009

Alaskan Snow Hammer

The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.

Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.

by April from vancouver January 9, 2011

alaskan aiss-tou

When scooby-doo gently jumps into shaggy's rectum and roughly shoves 6 inches of his tail in to his opening hole. Shaggy yelps in pain while jerking his meat stick and thunder clapping his cheeks for scooby while fondling the dogs hanging jizzy sacks . Shaggy proceeds to flip the dog and roughly shove his peins and scooby's weewee whole.

you should scooby doo my rectum by giving me a alaskan aiss-tou

by 11at Aiss February 18, 2017

Alaskan Blow Hole

The act of performing the 'motor boat' on a womans vagina.

dude i totally gave her the alaskan blow hole last night

you old sailor you!!

by Corkscrewy August 19, 2008

Barrow, Alaska

A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It's colder than a witch's tit up there, and never gets warmer than -10 degrees for 6 months. For two months in the summer, the sun never sets, and in the winter, it's constantly dark. Most of the town suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. There's absolutely no civilization for 400-500 miles in either direction. There's nothing to do there except drill oil and masturbate.

I moved to Barrow, and now I want to blow my fucking brains out.

by Sultan July 25, 2004

Alaskan Brownball

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).

Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009