spoon awerness club

A group that you will need to join if you want to brush your teeth still

Man the spoon awerness club is so cool you should join today

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Jasmine Ahrens

Shes like a elevator that never gets to the top floor.

good in bed

Jasmine Ahrens and i went to a concert she's such A JUBERNOWL.

by anonymous March 3, 2022

Colin ahearne

He is really good at guitar and is in an amazing band called "pergamene" with the lead singer Elaina Somers. He can forget his music stuff for class but other than that he's just a chill guy

"Who's that really good guitarist on stage?"

"Oh yeah that's Colin Ahearne"

by Pergamene February 16, 2025

A Smelly Ahren

“Ahren” was a famous German philosopher than famously didn’t shower. “A smelly Ahren” would be failing to shower to the point of unbearable stench.

I was sitting next to this guy on the train, he was definitely doing “a smelly Ahren”

by John “Wee Mad Yin” Paul December 1, 2020