thomas acosta serrano

jebebus

"thomas acosta serrano cringe" ye ik

by pogpooptarts November 12, 2020

i felt that mmhmm across the room

When she make that face like really nigga and you can feel her facial expression

I felt that mmhmm across the room she definitely caught that mans

by nayquanososavag May 25, 2018

to push the Kleenex across the desk

To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.

Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.

by The Dumpstress March 24, 2020

Throw Sam Across The Room Day

that’s it. just throw them.

sam: i’m screwed
person: why?
sam: it’s throw sam across the room day

by ooooglybooogly January 19, 2021

Person Standing Across the Street

You were probably bored so you probably looked out of your window and probably saw someone standing across the street and decided that you'd search that up.

And here you are on the Urban Dictionary.

Don't worry, we've all been there.

Oh look, there's a person standing across the street...

by knee deep in essays May 3, 2021

Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

by Mad Malc November 30, 2015

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019