What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

by BloodBomb January 5, 2011

Absolute idiot

Someone who puts the milk in before the cereal.

Paul is an absolute idiot. You're supposed to put the cereal in before the milk.

by Icouldntthinkofapseudonymtouse May 25, 2019

absolutelybangable

completley uderly BANGABLE, like stop you on the street bangable.

Wow my boyfriend is absolutelybangable!!

by your hott sex turns me on! February 17, 2008

absolute pitch

Absolute pitch (commonly referred to as perfect pitch) is the rare musical ability to distinguish notes and pitches without a given reference. For example, people with AP can automatically spot the difference between an "Gb" (G-flat) and a Db (D-flat) without any hints given. The odds of being born with AP is 1 in 47,000 people, making this phenomenon rare. Absolute pitch can be distinguished in people who are blind since birth, and in most cases, people affected by Williams Syndrome and autistic spectrum disorders. Some famous examples of absolute pitch include John Phillip Sousa, Ludwig van Beethoven, Julie Andrews, Freddie Mercury, Yanni, Steve Vai, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Franz Schubert, the Mendelssohn siblings, Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim, and Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is said to have been born with absolute pitch, playing one of his father's piano sonatas correctly four minutes after listening to it. He was at the age of four at the time.

by ThrashBash November 4, 2013

Absolutely Cheeks

Being completely terrible at something or to someone.

"She is absolutely cheeks at fort nite"

"I heard his test grade was absolutely cheeks"

by Amplifyer October 22, 2018

Absolute Zonda Moment

A exclaiming phrase for when you see a single or multiple Pagani Zondas of any type

I saw Kris Singh's Cinque the other day. That was an Absolute Zonda Moment for sure

by msv00 November 22, 2020

Absolute Ace

Refers to someone of amazing, unsurpassable skills in many different fields.

Taeyong is the Absolute Ace

by TY 🌹 July 13, 2021