Android

The sworn enemy of Apple.

Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!

by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

Androidation

Androidation "n.f." (du mot androïde et du suffixe -ation) 1. État psychologique d’une personne se sentant déconnectée de la réalité humaine en raison d'une exposition excessive dans un environnement technologique, qui poursuit ensuite du sentiment d'être un androïde/robot, peut importe le contexte. Similaire à l'aliénation moderne.

Androidation: "Alexis trouve qu'il passe énormément de temps sur des appareils électroniques. Comme le font tous les autres. Tellement qu'il ne se sent plus humain. Comme si la technologie était en lui, qui était comme du bétail manufacturé dans une usine. Il est androidé. Il se sent comme un Robot."

by ĐɌÅX_ȵƑ₮ June 27, 2025

android drone

Someone who thinks that android is the future and are too poor to afford something actually good

The dumb android drone user

by FegalGamer July 28, 2023

android

An operating sistem for too fuckin expensive devices

Look,i got an android device,its very cool!

by thatguy9374 January 20, 2022

android

a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu

android phones are paperweights

by 584940493395874392034839394 March 9, 2024

Android

It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid”

Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh

Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids

by iPhone boi not shitdroid October 25, 2019

Android

Someone that is disabled

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019