by Cyraash April 28, 2022
“Hey have you heard what day it is?”
“No, what day is it?”
*Slaps the pride out*
“Hey what was that for!!”
“National Slap a Midget say young one.”
January 28th means you must slap many midgets.
“No, what day is it?”
*Slaps the pride out*
“Hey what was that for!!”
“National Slap a Midget say young one.”
January 28th means you must slap many midgets.
by Someone Very Tall. January 23, 2021
All girlfriends must write a paragraph to their boyfriends saying how much they appreciate them and love them just to be nice (long paragraphs)
by Mí amor November 28, 2020
November 28th is national makeout with someone cute day. Just walk up to that special person and lock lips!
by Highschool miracle November 26, 2019
Y/n: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Sister: No.
Y/n: It’s February 28th, slap your sister day!
*Slaps sister*
Sister: No.
Y/n: It’s February 28th, slap your sister day!
*Slaps sister*
by Jdahsgs August 09, 2021
An incredibly stunning person was born on this day. But don't expect anything, they will most probably hate you unless you' re their celebrity crush.
" Damn, she's stunning.."
" Don't even try, she's born on the 28th october."
"What's wrong with that?"
"She'll hate you."
" Don't even try, she's born on the 28th october."
"What's wrong with that?"
"She'll hate you."
National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.
Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
by Squigga02 December 07, 2019